Anyone remember the rooster-laying-egg-on-a-roof riddle?
Well here's an answer to boggle/fry/burn/murder/reduce the life-span of your brain cells:
Your statement itself is considered true, since there was no condition in that statement to make it false.
The correct presentation would be "If a rooster..."
Now assuming the rooster lays an egg (which the question states it does), given that the zinc roof was constructed with minimal tolerance at room temperature,
if the egg is laid during the morning, the uneven expansion of the zinc roof will cause the egg to roll towards the side of the roof with a 45 degree angle of depression.
And vice versa, during the night, the egg will roll towards the 35 degree angle of depression.
However, if the roof was constructed "pointy", the Pauli's exclusion principle alone causes the egg to be repelled towards the 45 degree side with a slightly higher probability due to the proximity of the electrons present in the egg shell.
Yet, the contents of the egg also shouldn't be symmetrical. Variations in the centre of gravity will result in higher deviation of the calculated probability.
Which brings me to the point of the bipolar properties of water.
Greater water potential in one side of the egg will result in more cohesion between water molecules.
As a result, the expected density of water compared to the other contents is generally lower, generating a small change in the calculated density.
All these let alone the ionization of H+ and OH- ions in water, and the continuous exchange of energy may supply the kinetic energy needed by the water to vibrate and tend towards on side of the roof.
Having a headache? Here's a continuation:
Not just the contents of the egg, the question has to take into account the concentration of substances in the air that can react with the egg shell.
Leaving alone the egg shell for now, we also have to consider the longitude and latitude of the location of the roof.
The gravitational constant on Earth is merely an average across the entire surface at sea level.
A higher gravitational constant can have a slightly greater effect on the vertical compression on the egg, and hence the orientation of the egg contents and the Pauli Exclusion Principle.
Once again, leaving along gravitational constant, the motion of the air currents have to be taken into account if the egg was not laid in a vacuum.
General calculations involving the pressure gradient and hence the direction of wind has to be determined which plays a large role in the motion of the egg.
Factors that can influence egg motion includes seismic activity, shifting of the earth's lithosphere at t=0+, human interference, rooster interference, etc.
To come up with a complete probability function regarding the direction of the falling egg, Fourier calculations and Feynman path integrals will also be needed to compute the probability of the likely positions of the subatomic particles in the egg.
Ah, but by now, the egg must have already fallen, so screw this -.-
WALAO EH, WASTE MY TIME SIA.
Now I can rename my post as "How to waste your baka senpai's precious time"
Thanks for reading :) HEEHEE
